Also, those uniforms are fucking beautiful.

For a native Minnesotan, Thielen is being awfully direct in his criticism here. I guess that's how it goes, you make it big and abandon your roots. 

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

If you leave them be, they’ll just drift to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch on their own.

Red Sox manager Alex Cora called the decision to wave Devers around “a great send” by third base coach Carlos Febles, and whether you agree or not, surely we can all agree that it was gutsy as shit and it led to a badass ending to a baseball game.

+ 7/4

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

That you probably read too much Haruki Murakami

Slavia Prague’s owner’s reaction to drawing that group of death is how we should all deal with life everyday:

Or even more egregiously a career .349 OBP, and a long history of being a pitcher whisperer.

Kauffman stadium is one of my favorite ballparks to watch a game. Even though it’s a 1970's design, it was done so without football in mind, so the seats are optimized for baseball viewing. The renovation they did five or six years ago improved amenities and the fan experience. The concessions are generally local,…

Because it’s a $10 comfort given to an employee making $8/hour by an organization worth $2 billion? Let the boy have his damn chair.

there’s 12 fewer stones in Kirk’s Mortality Box this year and it’s still smarter than he is

Because everyone knows how important those FA cups are to the teams who dress NO ONE for the matches if they are in contention for the league title. Without Google, tell me who won the KNVB cup last year.

Yes. Because watching ManU win year after year and knowing they would win it all by September made it very exciting to watch the EPL in the 2000's, until May. Remember the ONE TIME Borussia Dortmund challenged Bayern Munchen that ONE year? So exciting. There is nothing more exciting than watching Real Madrid and…

Listen, Yoda, it’s widely understood that dunking a band member into the core of the Earth is an acceptable alternative to touching the ball down.

“Four times as much as you weigh!”

As a Twins fan, I know I’m excited to lose to Yankees in the playoffs once again.