um, ping-pong is a trademarked term. Table Penis is the preferred name.

I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

That's cool and all, the good news is you don't have to play this. I don't see retro style as a trend, I see it as a stylistic choice that adds variety to the kinds of games we play.