I know, right? Nobody likes a snitch.

Top Tip: Death threats could land you in jail.

I was about to say, if you managed to crack a new gasket while trying to get that thing to start, that’s both impressive and disturbing...

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Like you said, you’re not American.

I was on the same boat with you until last Saturday. I marched. I’m tired of being quiet. Silence = consent, and I do not consent. When they set a date for this March, I’ll see you there.

I have never been to a protest before. I’ve written things for protests, I’ve talked about going, but I’ve never actually gone. My wife recently went to the Women’s March. I chose not to go to that also...because I’m a coward, because I was afraid of what might happen, and because I was still clinging to some vague…

what could be greater than a diesel Wrangler?!?!

Sorry, I don’t believe in trickle down.

Actually I think that grammar issue was on purpose, in reference to Zoolander

He really wanted a driver.

The ships make noise in space. The first movie is about a space princess and her robots getting saved by a magic farm boy who randomly gets thrown in a wild space fighter to save the day. The second movie has a generic snow monster. The third movie has fuckin ewoks. Thats not even getting into the prequels.

Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

These aren’t your normal domesticated house dog. These are sled dogs.......google how sled dogs act when they are not chained up.....then re-check your comment.

I don’t think the coal mines will be reopened. Fracking with natural gas is cheaper I think. This becomes a game of economics. Plus there’s a MASSIVE field that’s just been discovered in Texas filled with gas and oil. That’s where the jobs will be. And I mean massive. So nope...sorry...no coal in our stockings.

Trump sold coal country a bill of goods. There’s really very little he can do to revitalize the industry, because it’s cheap gas that’s killing coal, not the EPA. Even if you started development on a new coal plant this very moment—which no one would because it makes no economic sense—it would be at least 5-6 years…

I welcome him bigly.

nah

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.