+1 space monkey & bar of soap

When referring to the A-10, it is not “gunfire” it is simply “BRRRRT”

This pretty much sums it all up. Everything I thought of is right here.

The Fiat version actually looks nice. If they could figure out a way to sell that here for a decent price that may save their image here too.

I’m just amazed he had his own IT department’s back. I wish my boss was like that.

It’s not a new term. And it was introduced by biologists, not hunters.

I was referring to the rape accusations.

NFL scheduled him to talk to reporters next, that’s why he was there

Honestly, most drivers would not notice the difference between the Subaru and VW AWD systems, but Subaru’s symmetrical AWD is 50-50 split all the time and adjusts traction as needed. VW is primarily a FWD car and will use the rear wheels as needed. If you are going to pay the extra cost and the MPG penalty for AWD…

I for one welcome our new conspicuously hidden wagon overlords.

I use a Neti pot for my allergies and it’s helped a ton. You pour from one nostril and it comes out the other. At first it was weird, but now it’s perfectly fine. Spring time in Nashville used to make me miserable, but now I can flush out the pollen and go about my day. This is basically the same thing, but uses…

I’ve never officially lived in Buffalo, but my mom is a South Buffalo native and as such, I’ve spent a lot of time in the city both as a kid and an adult, visiting aunts, uncles, and cousins.

Before a bunch of Buffalo jokes start rolling in, I’m going to tell you that this is a city on the verge of a renaissance...in…

I knew Karlos Williams had a lot of free time these days, but I didn’t realize he had become a Deadspin contributor.

You can barely seem them nipples...

Wait until you hit 40.

I’m glad that you (as a person unfamiliar with the book) were able to get a different read on it but to me, it was beyond disappointing.

GIRL GET OUT OF THERE NOW

My girlfriend was convinced my wrangler didn’t even have 6th gear for some time because she was never able to find it. It doesn’t help that I’m never sober enough to explain the shift pattern when she needs to drive it.

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

You haven’t seen the torque curves from modern turbo engines, have you?