Neti pot, neti pot, neti pot.

You had a brown one!

No...no it does not. This is a safe place.

Does it make me weird that I want to have sex with that Audi?

Everything is better with Mike Patton

Now we’re getting into some quality Traffic Jams with Dan the Automator. The only thing better is teaming him up with Mike Patton:

I googled Red Tube to see if I could get one for my VW. Couldn’t find car parts even after checking most of the site.

I’m really hoping the fix involves driving around with a four foot red tube hanging out the back of the car.

I agree, as most other outlets and VW themselves aren’t really covering it. Granted I’m biased owning a TDI and want to know wtf is going on lol

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

Alternate post title: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

Doug,

It’s the hero the planet deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt it. Because it can take it. Because it’s not our hero. It’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Catalytic Converter.

Absolutely! we bleeding heart liberal moonbats we really like reading; and like to see others reading. Come for the socialism, stay for the reading!

One of these will be my next truck. In a year or two.

It’s the little old diesel from Pasadenaaaaa

I get 48mpg on the highway with my Fiesta, with the A/C on. It’s the 1.0 Turbo-3.

YOUR WIFE IS A BIGFOOT, GUS.