The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

Bills fans still wear AFC Champion shirts.

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

He was Paul Bunyan for real.

Kidnapped by a hot, Swedish MILF. The horror...

Fuckin’ Ben Franklin what did he know.

*CHECKS PANTS

[...] with a funky re-skin the way you used to do winAmp back in 1999.

Because USA. I doubt you can even get it with a gasoline engine in Europe.

Why in the world wouldn’t they put their diesel in that?

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

I can appreciate the wherewithal to get that stick out of the way for the disallowed goal because of the high stick. You can tell it was part of the thought process. That’s some head-smart hockey, right there.

You left out the part about their route being uphill in both directions.

Gary Oldman is just so damn good in this. Everyone should see this movie.

Every non-Patriots fan:

“The problem is one of their big fat holes is QB.”


EJ is big, but I don’t think it’s nice to call him a fat hole.

Not to be a homer, but the Bills actually have the fewest holes they’ve had in years—some NFL Network morons even called them the best roster on paper in the league (whatever that means). The problem is one of their big fat holes is QB.

Except, in this case, I don't think the end result would be that the last few books are of better quality than the rest of the series.

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you should be ashamed of yourself.

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you…