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Kyrie has an issue with things that happen to be round. In all seriousness, the worst thing about this time of the year is that certain reporters who are essentially mouth pieces for management or players are let loose. So Ramona Shelburne is essentially spewing forth whatever Jeannie Buss wants out there, Jackie…

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

I just killed those people to get you to have a reaction to it. I’m not a REAL murderer.

“they’re just being edgy for a reaction that gives them fleeting entertainment”

There is no difference between “Actually racist” and “just being racist for a reaction”.

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Yet the players get off scot-free in everything. They can do whatever they want.

I’m really curious to see how LeBron handles the third act of his career - where his athleticism is going to start declining no matter what he does. If he has it in him to go the Tim Duncan route, accept restricted minutes, and focus on helping his teams in whatever ways he can, he can continue to be contending for…

“DO YOUR HAND JOB”

Without guaranteed contracts, with the plantation-owner mentality of owners, who prove by every action they take that winning isn’t their #1 concern, but rather to warehouse money and show everyone who’s boss, it makes absolutely no sense to hold the Pro Bowl. I understand the intent and the history, but in the…

It’s become a joke at this point but seriously:  Josh Johnson hasn’t thrown a pass in a regular season game since 2011.  He’s a running QB and always has been which makes the idea of “we need a QB more like Mark Sanchez” even fucking more ridiculous.

Now looking for a similar style to Sanchez to back him up.

Are we sure it was a glitch? I suspect it was a wizard on the moon.

He’s a running back not a linebacker lmao. 

At least [Kareem Hunt] didn’t do something truly egregious, offensive and unforgivable; like take a knee during the anthem.

“Hunt reportedly punched a man in the face after a verbal altercation at an Ohio resort”

I feel like you really buried the lede here: Jose Calderon is still in the league?!

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.