But the new season introduced a whole host of new characters, any one of whom could be involved in a goofy bit with Colin Jost. Here’s hoping it’s Dougie.

Tom Clancy’s Gym Recon 3: Presidential Fitness

BUT IF ALL THE OTHER TEACHERS HAD GUNS THEY COULD SQUAD UP AND STORM THE CLASSROOM WITH THE BAD TEACHER IN IT RAINBOW SIX STYLE.

This is infuriating on so many levels.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I propose a compromise, they can keep the stadium, but it shall henceforth be known as the Kiddie Diddler Dome.

You misspelled dook.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Can any of them play offensive line

Donald J Trump Elementary

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

I was at the Capitals-Wings game last week where a woman who had started her own hockey team in the UAE dropped the puck, hijab and all, as part of this promotion. I was seriously touched, and the crowd gave a great welcome.

Soon we’ll all need Coyotes to lead us into Canada.

Packers. Every single one of them.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

This is the correct Penn State take. I have no idea why the rest of the PSU fans wanted to be on the receiving end of a molestation.

Either that, or he terrorizes the city and kindly requests breakfast be served past 11:30.

Awesome.

For version 2.0, there should be a "puck is within 20ft of net" option that doubles the volume and pace.