“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”

I’m a Rockets fan who believes that we have a some small chance of beating this team

Simmons is too busy penning a 10,000 word column about how Aaron Hernandez’s downfall effected him titled “The Tragedy of Aaron Hernandez for a Patriots Fan: The Two Extra Super Bowls (Stay With Me) the Patriots Would Have Won if This Generations’ Potential Best Tight End Hadn’t Been a Serial Killer Will Forever Haunt…

I find is act tiring, but that’s because I’m an adult.

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

Yes, Mel Phillips was the subject of those accusations.

There have been more popular and more influential wrestlers over the years, but Mark Calaway - The Undertaker - is the glue that has held the WWE together. For almost 30 years, wrestlers would come and go, their popularity waxing and waning, but The Undertaker would be there in the end to tombstone them and bring…

*eye roll*

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

I should say that Kevin Harvick is absolutely great in the booth, and I just really enjoyed this little LOL when I realized it.

Lynch strikes me as the type of guy who used football as a way to get and enjoy what he wanted in life, and now that he has it, he’s got no use for wasting time fucking around with it anymore.

How many sports reporters who went to Northwestern aren’t insufferable assholes? The only one I can think of is Rachel Nichols, who probably wanted to tell all of her classmates that they were insufferable assholes but didn’t because she’s too nice.

Jeff Gluck and Bob Pockrass are the best journalists working in Nascar.

While this was going on, Chase Elliott came flying in from the turnbuckle to slam Kevin Harvick - who just turned heel and threw Austin Dillon out of the ring - with a folding chair, before being pinned by a surprise Alex Bowman, who claimed the Intercontinental belt.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

MLB should change the strikeout rule and immediately ring him up instead of wasting everyone’s time by forcing the pitcher to throw three pitches.

Please leave Bomani, Dan, Papi, and Stugotz with a job.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.