I have so many questions: 1) Was the kid not in a car seat? 2) Was the gun close enough to where a kid IN a car seat could reach it? 3) Was it stored in such a way that a kid IN a car seat could get it without alerting the driver? 4) Is this woman one of the people who will defend me when the government comes to put…

Legal question: Obviously, the perv can't pay $28 million unless he wins the Lottery. But, can he be forced to pay like $100 a month for the rest of his life? And can she get whatever passes for this guy's estate when he dies? Or does he just shout "BANKRUPTCY!!!" and walk away?

Mary: How did you find us? Wise man #1: We followed a star. Mary: You expect me to believe that? Joseph: I think we are all suspending a little disbelief here, my little "virgin" sweetheart.

This was a good story. One would hope we could see similar stories on people who already do not have very high-paying jobs. Please don't misunderstand. I wish Andrews would have gotten triple this. But there are a lot of poorer folks who get far less than $6 million when the accounts are settled and who have suffered…

Pretty sure this was in the Bible. Joseph's parents tried to get the stables next door, so they could see the baby, and they were allowed in. No questions. Mary wasn't pleased, but you know, who cares? She did her jobby giving birth.

I'm not saying men are blameless here. We are far from it. But some of this is woman-on-woman crime too. The topless pictures were sent to the Enquirer by her ex-mother-in-law.

I hate funny cashiers. My only experience with this as a non-ovulatory person was when my wife asked me to get a pregnancy test. It was the morning of the Super Bowl one year and we were trying to get pregnant. She was a little late and decided just to double-check before having alcohol that night. Anyway, I get up to…

The entire episode before, Cochran changes up O.J.'s house. Appearances do matter in court.