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Your post reminded me of Willem Dafoe's character in bed with his boyfriend in Boondock Saints. :D

I debunked Myth #9 when cleaning off the viruses of one of my wife's girlfriends. As she handed off the laptop, I jokingly said "Dang Virginia (Not her real name), you need to stop surfing all that porn!"

She took me aside a little later and asked how I knew she had been surfing porn... Hahahahaha! Busted!

I was…

Nah. Nobody deserves to be verbally abused. Well, nobody but the French. (I keed! I keed!)

I feel he gains redemption in the end, though. Not sure about the Duckster's homosexual leanings. He never really set off my gaydar, but it's been known to be fairly underdeveloped at times, so you may be right. I'll definitely be looking at him the next time my wife makes me watch PiP.

For the record, she's a huge…

I disagree.

When a woman decides that she isn't interested in a guy, yet still wants to be friends, she's the one with the sexual power. She's using that power to say no (Which is 100% her right, and she should do so.) It's not necessarily her fault (sometimes it is though, woman can also be users) that the guy is…

Oh, and for the record, John Hughes originally had Sam end up with Ducky. It only changed back to Blaine because it didn't play well in test screenings. If you look at the last scene Blaine is in, he has a wig on and is skinnier because they had to call him back for more shooting, and he had already gone on to another…

How about "Please leave me alone" and leave it at that?

"So youre saying the terrible behavior of men "

Or Dallas

The lesson here? NYC is full of cheap-asses.

Depends on the restaurant. I have a friend who makes 6 figures. She worked her way up from bartender to store manager, and is doing quite well, thank you.

Jokes are funny. When do we get to the funny?

No, the point was that the OP was so busy bashing Fox Fox Fox. I pointed out that his heroes were just as culpable. I get so tired of the "Fox is bad, Mmmmmkay" Crap while somehow CNN, etc is Super Peachy.

And again, you came in, guns blazing, because... FOX IS DA DEBIL MAMA!

You're still doing it, while giving a pass…

Are we gonna get the dude who voiced Jar Jar Binks to play a troll?

I feel like the Matrix just puked up on my screen.

And yet you're feeding mono, who's exactly that, while giving me shit for pointing that exact point out to him.

Some people like making things. Others don't want to see a perfectly good display in a landfill.

Wow... Did you really just use the "I know you are, what am I?" argument?

Ohhhh! Now you're speaking for history! And you even capitalized it for me!

Thanks for telling me I've failed in life as well. Any other insights you'd like to lay down? Because so far, you've been about as truthful as Obama selling medical care.

Oops! I just insulted your God. What now? Gonna call me a meanie-head?

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