I know, I laughed, too. This article is perfect for my “Propaganda and Horseshit” China sub-folder.

I like to think that the secrecy regarding the “Dragon” capsule is also designed to fuck with the Chinese’ heads, especially since the Chinese have an obsesion with dragons but are barred by law from ever setting foot on the ISS, on account of them being thieves and liars of the first order. Their bitterness and anger…

Somehow, someone will spin this to blame it on wypipo.

lol. Sure we do. *pats you on the head*

In China, yes. Also, anyone believing that the Chinese are doing this for altruistic purposes is a flat-out simpleton. Han Chinese are born without that particular gene, and it’s unlikely that they’re trying to hatch one with CRISPR.

That’s amazing, and now apparently I have a whole new world to explore. Cheers!

Fuck me. Well done.

I Wandered Lonely as a Clod (from Mad Magazine, 1958)

I wandered lonely as a clod,
Just picking up old rags and bottles,
When onward on my way I plod,
I saw a host of axolotls;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
A sight to make a man’s blood freeze.

Some had handles, some were plain;
They came in blue, red pink,…

“terrorist scaling fences”

That’s pretty beautiful, to be honest. Also to be honest, after about 6 minutes of deep-frying, I would spread the guts out of either of those critters in the OP right onto my toast, and with no regrets, either. That top fucker looks like a little lobster, and that’s good enough for me.

I prefer the Bugs Bunny version, with the better lyrics. :-)

And we all know what happened to those degenerate bastards.

Hopefully his fired secretary is not also his proofreader, or else then he really will be fucked. Also, I hope you’re either a foreigner or a bot, because your English sucks balls.

Or, considering it’s “Jack” Ma, the world’s largest machine gun...

“Jack” (All Chinese English names are fake, btw) Ma’s skull is quite amusing, I feel, and I would feel quite honoured were I could acquire it for an ashtray.

“Some call me Simple Jack.”

Yeah, the term “crash” sort of carries with it the idea that there was some bent metal. Use your noggin, and keep it open when you’re trying to parse things out.

And you need more rigor in your critical thinking phases, since this is just one more example of fraud shit from China, and yes, that is actually a cop car of some sort. Chinese are not smart people, cher:

And your response is to take everything at face value, excluding Tesla’s response here?

I pray that you won’t come at me, because only a fearsome beating awaits otherwise, and because I care for you, I would feel very sad while administering it.