Personally I’d argue the parliamentary system is infinitely preferable.

This statement is why the modern liberal movement is just as intellectually bankrupt as the conservatives. “People who disagree with me obviously are of low intelligence and shouldn’t count.”

“Myrna! Get out here! The Halversons are at it again!”

You’re a hero bro. Let me pin a gold star to your chest and salute you.

Fun McFunster over here.

That one penguin shouting “Worldstar!” cracked me the f up.

#ArcticStar

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

However she got the last one is how she’ll get the next one.

I hope the penguin pussy was worth the ass beating he got. Now he’s just stuck with that penguin hoe, and in 3 years he’ll be wondering if she’s gonna do the same thing to him. Mark my words!

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

Gotta say, if the teens are all gonna start standing perfectly still and making zero noise, I may soon reverse my “all teens are bad teens” position. Maybe.

I don’t think Michael J Fox can play a teenager anymore anyways

by having Parkinson’s?

We’re all going to have goddamn portrait-hung TV’s in the future because fucking teenagers can’t film anything in landscape.

The real question is, did he shit onto the bread or did he poop into a bag and then place it on the bread, or did he fish it out of a toilet? So many questions.

IF THE POOP IS SAUSAGE SHAPED IT CAN NOT BE CONSIDERED A SANDWICH, I WILL FIGHT YOU IN THE MOUTH

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.