I suppose this could be useful to make my Asian relatives feel more at home...

I suppose this could be useful to make my Asian relatives feel more at home...

He should have just unveiled the actual product in the beginning, and then we could have avoided all this mess.

If you’re Chinese, you have to find someone else with the tech, and then steal it from them.

To be fair, though, if someone sends you a message like, “Hey! It was great meeting you/hanging out with you/sleeping with you the other day, and I just wanted to let you know that I’m now available to do the same any day in the foreseeable future,” can also be a pretty serious warning sign that you might have a…

Pretty sure it was a joke. :-)

All this doesn’t mean shit-all anyways. Not only are most ships in the world now Chinese-owned, implying that they don’t even give a fuck, China as a nation doesn’t even have a plan to level off coal until maybe 2030, and is in fact building 2 new coal plants every month.We are fucked, people, and make no mistake.…

Fuck optics, they’re also among the most useless nations on earth historically. Pic very related. Wiping out non-contributors, and who in fact are the greatest contributors towards our current path to destruction, makes perfect sense if we are to survive as a species.

You guys do seem pretty desperate, I do have to say.

You guys do seem pretty desperate, I do have to say.

Oh, pshaw, surely you jest.

*stares southwards*

Try this one, eh?

Google Translate is not your best friend, and using it just makes you look bad.

Many of us do endorse him, because this election cycle has been the best reality show ever, and we don’t really want it to end.

They weren’t cruise missiles, and this whole story is a load of shit. The “rebels” popped off a couple of anti-tank missiles (no astonishment here if they happened to be American) and hoped for the best, and they failed due to distance (it was not a bad idea, though), and the missiles ran out of gas and plopped into…

Ah, mon ami, destruction of fuckheads (I genuinely feel bad about the Hiluxes, as they don’t deserve to go that way) is never pointless. Consider it like killing cockroaches, which is what they are. Extermination won’t ever win the battle, but it will always bring it to a draw, which is the best that countries hoping…

You’d change your tune quick enough if you’d ever ridden with a Chinese driver. Fuck off with your self-righteousness.

For you, sir, a png. *doffs cap*

Was he Chinese? Because the Chinese weightlifting bullshit is beyond ridiculous, and it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he and his family were now in some Chinese Siberia.

lol... True fact. Also, I love that a black woman is decrying a distinctly harmless white behaviour, whilst her brethren are most likely cruising through the stricken neighbourhoods, looking for a looting target.