Probably that equally vacant guy behind her.

That’ll be someone’s wife someday.

A grizzly business, to be sure.

Brace yourself, then. Peter Thiel doesn’t look like the bear type.

If we lose Bears! because of Peter Thiel I will have an Ursa Major fit.

Donald Trump is Bear Donald Trump and his entire candidacy is a bear conspiracy...

Seen here post transmorphication:

Boarding the plane. Talk to you guys soon.

I see you have no designated porn buddy. Sad!

Number 7 will shock you!

“The 140 Characters You Meet In Heaven.”

Also, worrying about your last tweet is a brilliant metaphor for our desperate attempts to control the minutiae of our lives knowing full well that one day we will die no matter what we do with that foreknowledge.. right?

“delete my browser history"

Never Kinja

It will be “Rosebud.”

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Keirin is a track cycling event where racers start behind a motorized pace vehicle, then more or less sprint it out for two kilometers.

It doesn’t get much more impressive than human-powered Wall of Death riding.

The best part is getting them back.

Are you gonna elaborate or just allude to random things without supporting it?

His gun fires anal beads. Can not unsee!