All those things triggered me, especially that foot-massager thing. Please remove them from my sight.

All those things triggered me, especially that foot-massager thing. Please remove them from my sight.

“... people like you who can’t even start with objective facts ...”

“GWB created the culture of generalized fear and hatred toward Muslim Americans ...”

Yeah, if you could fuck right off, that would be great.

All of this.

I’m pretty sure Thiel knows exactly what type he likes...

Forget it, Jake, it’s Gawkertown. For the next few days, anyways.

“Michael Phelps Shares Historic Night With Black Woman”

Oh, please. If they hadn’t referred to her ethnicity, this same site would be screaming about how her blackness was overlooked. Seriously, come on...

I want one to annoy the piss out of the migrants in Europe.

The hawt one, finally.

10/10 China!

Thiel’s got that covered. Literally.

I think your Baidu Translate must not be working properly, little wu mao dang, because all it’s producing is gibberish. Perhaps you should get some ESL lessons instead of relying on second-rate translation technology. Regardless:

Wait, there was a medal ceremony?

lol. Sure thing, little wu mao dang. Don’t spend that 50 cents all in one place.

5/10 at this point, I think.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Africatown.