“Made in China! Accept No Substitutes!”

I’ll see your four storms on the move and raise you one Riders On The Storm:

And here you can see the knob on his head that accepts the light signals telling him what to do. It just gets gets deeper as one goes on, apparently.

So, white, then. Whew. Glad that’s over with.

Fuck. You can actually see it. The place where they cut open his head and replaced his brain with some sort of battery-driven potato. Bloody hell.

And you know damn well he didn’t climb in through that hatch...

Great article, as always, sir, but “ordinances”? I’m praying that’s an autocorrect malfunction. :-)

Ironic headline, yo, not to mention the tripe following it.

Zero surprises here. They are a pathetic lot.

Well, they certainly don’t have to worry about endemic intelligence. The centuries of tribal inbreeding have taken care of that, and make the present-day task of trying to teach the average Arab anything at all an entertaining exercise, to say the least.

Allah helps everyone, my friend, right down to the weak and innocent, and don’t you ever doubt it. Allah loves everyone, no matter how small.

Here, let me fix that for you. If you look closely, you can see the beginnings of the Afghan Space Program. Now you can tell them apart. No need to thank me. :-)

lol. Even so, Russia still can only take silver to China’s gold in the Most Decadent Capitalist category, in spite of being 36 points south of China’s 100th-place spot on the Corruption Index. I can hardly wait ‘til they get their bank started.

And it’s also that you’re some sort of... Idiot.

I speak English, not American, and if you’d actually looked up the forms in the OED, you wouldn’t right now be personifying the “Ignorant American”. Thanks for playing, though.

I’m Canadian, and no worries, sincerely.

You misspelt “your counsellor” but other than that you got it right.

lol. You are some funny, that I will grant you. I hope you got it all out. :-)

You seem sensitive. Hmm, let me look down the list... Ah, yes, there it is. And, while you are clearly fond of questions but I haven’t got all fucking day to banter with you, I’m a confirmed Aspie myself, and yes, I do say shit like this in public, because overly-sensitive and -PC people need to get the fuck over it,…

“I can not believe that you can buy and keep weapons like these in America......”