Indeed. More attention needs to be paid to the past, I feel.

Oh, good. It’s always Sunni in Islam.

To me, it’s just more proof that given a gun, black people will steal anything, even from other black people. It’s sad, really.

I honestly don’t think it’s worth the political garbage at this point.

Good job, seriously. So much body language.

Pfft. Peasant. Just go buy a 10lb bag of potatoes. Problem solved. :-)

To shoot invading aliens without waking up the neighbours, obviously.

Pshaw. As a Canadian, I welcome this news with open arms, as you should, at least for the entertainment value. I mean, news out of America has gotten to be always “mass school shooting this” and “Chicago celebrates yet another weekend with 50 people shot to death” that, and so anything that brings the kill rate…

For you, sir. :-)

“self righteousness? are fucking serious?.....is that what you call pointing out the ugly facts of history done by ugly human beings? you really truly are a sick person....let me guess, you’re a closet neo-nazi? if nothing else you a deplorable shit -

“and that’s how people turn a blind eye to mass murder you fucking asshole - so you are ok with neutrality during one of the worst periods in human history?”

I’m more curious as to what this thing is in the first place. Like, seriously, what the fuck is a Miko Grimes, and why should we care?

*misspells “English”* ... *facepalm* ...

Paugh. I imagine Amimal’s love life as being quite similar to that of Phil (aka Philthy Animal) Taylor’s, which was allegedly full of underage sex and very thorough debauchery. Since the two characters were of much of a timeframe and were both drummers, it would surprise me one iota if Animal were based on Phil.

For the life of me, I have no idea why someone would shoot a lock. Shoot the hasp, ya dumb bastard.

This, if it works as promised, is purely brilliant, and I can hear the rumble of Appleheads squalling even in the distance. :-)

You’re dealing with Apple, aren’t you? Was there any other outcome?

Tyler, regarding airplane strategy in general, is there a possibility that the US could be trying to psych out the other side with the F-35, bur building boatlaods of F-22s in the meantime? I mean, I can buy the F-22 for sure, but the F-35 just seems like a fool’s game.

I feel sorry for that little baby monkey, since he’s going to try iOS for the first time, clearly rooked in by the white baby Steve Jobs. Godspeed, little man, and RIP. For you, bananas are healthier than apples, and it’s sad that you have to find it out this way.

Hello, Doctor. This is Robert, reporting from Canada, and trying to make sense of what’s going on. Could you report on why citizens are lined up in front of the Apple store when there’s some sort of earthquake/tsunami thing going on? Any information would be useful.