Dat Stirling engine gives me a bone-on every time. Not gonna lie. I would straight-up lick that engine. As long as it was clean enough, of course, and within reasonable temperature parameters, as I would fully expect the Swedes to do, knowing in advance how much the Swedes like having their engines licked.

I'm betting on "Eaten in a Savage Jenner Frenzy, Never to be Spoken of Again", or "Sacrificed at the Altar to Kim and Kanye", which we all know exists. Don't lie, you thought it too.