You mean this ironically, but as someone who has to deal with Boston sports fans on a daily basis, I unironically agree 100% that anything that makes Boston teams lose is great. 

I lost my shit when I saw that last night!

The ref probably saw the other Bruin contact Bozak as he prepared to try to play the puck from Acciari, which sent Bozak in at a bad angle as he tried to get to the puck with his stick. Then Bozak looks like he’s saying “I know that looked bad but that dude pushed me.” That’s how I saw it in real time.

Maybe he should have gotten up in the 10 seconds between when he tripped on his own skates and the Blues scored that gorgeous goal. Not the refs’ fault the Bruins suck.

This is the most Boston thing I’ve ever seen.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

I mean, in a just world, he'd be forced to be a minority owner along side James Dolan. 

The clear answer is to transfer Mark Steven’s shares to Kyle Lowry. Then him and Kawhi can both run around saying “Board man gets paid”.

The good news is that even if they lose, they can just declare the north an independent nation and crown their own champions.

I don’t think it’s racist to say a Korean player will probably win a women’s golf event. But his professional crime is that he ripped the product and is gleefully ignorant about the women’s tour.

As a Korean woman, I didn’t take offense to his “prediction” that the winner would be some generic Korean woman. What I found offensive was the blatant sexism of his remarks whereby he essentially says that the WPGA is unremarkable or engaging compared to Men’s Golf. That is the story we should focus on. How he cannot…

+1 T cell

I love the idea that Magic was gonna spend three seasons grooming somebody for a job that Magic would have only ever had for three seasons at that point. 

Neither a regular season conference nor a national championship.

Kinda makes that whole “La Decision” thing a little awkward now, huh?

Can he leave that silly mustache and haircut in Madrid, tambien?

La Decision 2 . Good player but cnutish personality.

Nine figures and likely near-record wages for a forward approaching his thirties? What could go wrong?

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

However much of one’s soul one loses by being a guest, one loses even more by being a listener.