The buzzer bit is definitely key. I think if someone is on a similar buzzer level as him, if they slowed the game down a little—read out the full category name and amount each time and gave their answer slowly—to not let the full board get answered, and hunted for daily doubles to try to get them out of his hands,…

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

There are several drivers who could win if theres a big enough collision at turn 1

When Japanese ppl complain about “foreign visitors”, they really mean the mainland Chinese.

I feel like we need to update the Bad Tourist power rankings:

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it”

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

I’ve been telling people for 3 years now how great he’s gonna be when he hits puberty.

He might honestly be the most underrated great professional team sport player on the planet.

LeBron was actually fondling his hair and thinking, He’s more bald than I am, I’ll keep him around!

Pretty sure I’ve played with this guy at the Y.

After shredding Izzo last week, they really don't want to even focus on the fact that MSU is still in the tourney 

The whole piece is bizarrely salty. It reads like it was written by Zion’s uncle or something. Zion didn’t attack after a pick and roll and passed RJ the ball on a must score possesion. RJ missed a pretty good look. With very little time left after the out of bounds, RJ attacked and drew a foul. Doing so in that…

Poke in the Eye: yellow card.
Sock in the Guts: red card.

Looking forward to the “Who is the oldest person you have ever sexually assaulted?” questions at next year’s combine.

Any chance it’d be possible to pull the flight plan to confirm? I know they tend to be harder to get for small private jets, but I doubt many people flew from Palm Beach to Kansas City that day.

hugged him again

Touché though it wouldn’t surprise me if a complaint 3 years ago actually took this long to result in a sting and raid, because you know, government. 

Um... raid, people charged with soliciting sex, human trafficking.