How 'bout this?

Needs more ZIL-29061.

It was a bit harsh, but on top of the fact that OP is clearly a simpleton with no concept whatsoever of cost analysis and is therefore talking out of his ass, it seems that lately we've been deluged with a crop of commenters that have nothing better to do than shit on the authors and complain about the posts. If they…

"This is one of the stupidest posts ever"

Funny, I feel the same way about Americans.

He's like one of those Vietnam tunnel rats! Such courage...

Fuck off, cunt.

Here's a reason: you're an illiterate fucktard. Although your illiteracy and ignorance does have some comedic value, in a "Let's point at the retard and laugh" kind of way, so there's that. Low-hanging fruit to be sure, but a laugh's a laugh.

NO U!

This, everything. The new system's a joke, and not a very funny one.

You may want to get up on deck. Your ignorance is appalling.

Marjorie sucks a mean dick, that's all I can say. Good for her.

Nope. Military method only. Civilian alternative presented for your consideration.

I QUESTION NOTHING FROM RICHARD BRANSON. BRANSON IS LOVE. BRANSON IS LIFE.

Or... just... turn on the shower, and then have one? A quick shower shouldn't take more than 2 minutes, and a quick shit shouldn't take more than 1, so with disrobing, redressing, and grooming time included, it shouldn't take more than 8 minutes.

Yes, this.

"W-well done. W-we would also have accepted (chortles) 'G-ghetto thugs'. Ghetto thugs. Or... or pygmy goats. Because f-fucking p-pygmy goats." *breaks into uncontrollable laughter*

Yep. No idea at all wtf is up with that, but it's pretty fucking gross.