I am but one man, but I try.

"How To Set Off New Years Fireworks Without Losing a Hand"

Bullseye. Not a single fuck was given when Sabu bit it, except by people with zero clue as to how things actually work.

You failed twice at reading comprehension and you're still digging. I commend your persistence, if not your intelligence.

Lol.

Your screen name should be El Oveja. How do you think that laws get changed so society can progress? Nice bubble you've got there.

Get back to us when behaviourism becomes a tech subject, then. Because, in spite of the fact that I rarely run down the writers on this site, you just failed pretty hard right there.

"So let me get this straight.... to simply buy a phone is now to worship the people who made it?"

"But that doesn't mean there are zero reasons to buy iOS."

Pfft. Amateur.

Things are still chaotic at home, though.

Fucked-up, man. I'm Canadian, and I just can't even...

Of what? Genuine question. Americans trail far behind us in pretty much every measure of success, and the things you lead us in we definitely don't want, nor does anyone in the civilised world. The idea that Canadians would be jealous of Americans is so ludicrous that only an American could come up with it, which…

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Also, I really need to point out that Anon has never looked for applause. I'm not sure where you're getting your information from, but I'm pretty sure it's bad.

Very true, but do you realise just how many sites are out there that are worse than that? That doesn't make it unworthy, it just shows that Anon cannot be everywhere at once. It does what it does, however, and it does it well.

Edgy. Try not to cut anybody with your scarf.

It's moran, moran. Get with the fucking tour.