I know that this is putting a damper on things, but I'm going to get at least one, and very likely several, to commemorate the days before Denton ass-raped all his blogs. *cries a little*

If you want to be taken seriously, maybe you should learn to write in basic English before expressing your opinion. Also, thanks for your entirely-new viewpoint.

Right with you, although it's not about grammar, it's about basic literacy. Illiterate fucktards pontificating on any subject irritate the shit out of me.

Or, worse, losing them. Can you imagine the tragedy then? Most iPhone users loose them on a regular basis, with no ill effects.

Fully agreed. In this case, at least, nothing will ever top it, so they should just leave it the hell alone.

HOME-SKOOLIN' IS BEST SKOOLIN'! FUCK YEAH 'MURRCA!

Here you go. This is just copypasta from my response to lambdacore, btw:

Enjoy: http://www.amazon.com/Science-Christian-Schools-Teachers-Edition/dp/0890845697

Enjoy: http://www.amazon.com/Science-Christian-Schools-Teachers-Edition/dp/0890845697

Peer-reviewed research paper or gtfo. Seriously. Linking your own ambiguous blog post citing a couple of phone calls doesn't cut it.

Looks shopped.

No one knows. It are one of God's Mysteries™.

It can never be.

Exactly. The lack of reading comprehension in some people combined with their extreme gullibility just boggles the mind.

"support their hardware for years"

Good god. John Walsh is secretly Candleja

Goes right along with this. And note Buzz in the background.

I dismissed at least 15 comments raging on it. Easiest troll ever, but it's still true. Cheers. :-)

That's not a very nice thing to say. Here, discuss.