The only reason I waiting around for the comments (i.e. finished the article and scrolled down) was because I was sure this would be the sentiment. it’s the only thing that didn’t disappoint

That’s hilarious 

Absolutely.

Wow, using a framework of sarcastic surprise to express derision. Never heard that one before. 

Love your articles.

Not intending to call you out - I’m just deeply curious: What about The Great Muppet Caper leave’s you in a puddle? (I’ll accept Jim as a diner getting his picture taken - because just him doing the dishes in Muppet Family Christmas.... Oof)

“In the original novel ... he begs for the bite and is turned away by Louis, only to be confronted by Lestat on his drive home.”

I really enjoyed this piece. And while it delivered some spoilers (I do not have AMC) I want to watch the show even more now. So that is one more future fan gained

Counter counter point: he hasn’t gotten to them yet. If he canceled every movie that made him uncomfortable it’d be pretty obvious. But hey if those other movies actually come out I’ll stand corrected

into that red and yellow suit

I’m excited for this. Extrapolating the source material can lead to some really powerful and intriguing stories - just look at Hannibal. It LOOKS gorgeous and mildly terrifying. And if it ultimately fails or falls flat later on(or I just want that original flavor) I can always go back to the novel or Neil Jordan film.

C…

Basically this. His “career” is just fine. Hes making things, reaching out to people and getting money for his projects. Now getting an audience the size of what he once had... That is a different story. Just because he apologized doesn’t mean I am compelled to want to give him money. If he can get his projects funded…

I had no interest in watching Season 3 until i read this review - so thank you!

Resist it not. Feel the pedantry flowing through you!

(Sn: I humbly offer Grammazon in lieu of Grammar nazi - since all nazis can die painfully in a fire)

“Capcom’s new 3D fighter has never exuded such smokin’ sexy style.”

also tasty - when preparing a simple snack like Cheese and crackers - to rub a cut garlic clove on the knife before slicing cheese. 

That’s where I’m at. I liked Batman when he was an athletic eccentric detective who dressed up as a bat and could occasionally judo chop someone in self-defense if needed.

Now he is a growly rage monster who beats up people to fulfill petty revenge fantasies.

Eh

Was I supposed to read the headline in Marty McFly’s surprised his mom is smoking voice? Cuase i did.

Oh this is sad

I tried getting into the show after hearing great things. First season - i stopped after 1.5 episodes. Just couldn’t see the wonder everyone was talking about.

then I thought - Time Travel Show! I can just start in season 3, and if I like it I can always loop back around and pick up the old episodes.

It…

I was once at Q&A where someone asked: How did you get Danny Elfman to score Army Of Darkness.

Bruce paused and said the obvious (if hope-dashing-that-the-nerd-icons-secretly-worked-altruistically-together) answer of: we paid him a lot of money.
I believe this supports your “giant sack of money” hypothesis.