Dallas to Houston & Dallas to San Antonio, with a shorter line to Austin. Dallas to El Paso because it’s a freight hub.

Then, Dallas to OKC, to Kansas City, to Minneapolis, and finally, to the Canadian Border, blowing past Fargo and Grand Forks. You’ll have a trans-national pipeline for all of your freight needs and…

Call it by it’s proper name: Skunk Weed

On really nice thing about my LG V20 is that I don’t have to unlock it to see the time. It’s always up there on the 2nd screen. That helps a bit too.

I have the LG Urbane, and yeah, it does a good job. It also has WiFi, so I can use it somewhat independently of a phone. It’s NOT great at responding, unless you like talking a la Dick Tracy to a watch face. But I can respond in a pinch, which is more than enough for me. The other input methods are pretty bad.

I have Facebook notifications turned off on my phone, and my wife has it uninstalled from hers. Neither of us use Twitter, or any of the other social media accounts. I also have a junk email address where almost everything goes (Only real friends and family have my core email address, which is the only one that gets…

(I was just making a pun)

(Didja understand that it was sarcasm?)

I much preferred him in JLI, btw...

I’d like to think that if they ever get to Apocalypse he’ll unleash a bit. After all, who cares if parademons get caught up in the collateral damage of him vs. Darkseid. And believe me, his invulnerability will be put to the test in THAT particular fight.

Sometimes... in the heat of the moment... it’s OK to have fan service.

Well... that would be all true and stuff if the Earth weren’t actually 7000 years old... But since carbon dating is a scam, we’ll be able to resurrect dinosaurs any day now... I mean, they only lived for one day, so they should get a little more time here on Earth.

(Didjer head get all splodey when I said that?)

Pillow Pants might be the best bit of the decade.

Sadness & Misery... Yep... that’s how I remember the 90's.

So... Better than Ezra?

If you really want better cops, then take the money incentive out of arrests. End the drug war, put cops back on the beat (walking, not in patrol cars), and break the union up. There are far too many things giving them incentives to misbehave. Oh, and put cameras on them 100% of the time they’re on the beat. If…

Police get a TON of perks as well. I know cops who get free rent, because the apartment wants them on site. Sure, they occasionally have to help out, but that’s a pretty good deal for them. Many either get free food or discounted food while in uniform. They get REALLY nice overtime to work security in uniform... Cops…

The only thing you should ever say to a cop is “Lawyer.” Nothing else. If they order you to do something, comply, because you don’t want to be beaten or shot. But be careful. Rulings like Salinas v. Texas are on the books, and can be used against you. If you say anything, and even stop talking, it can be used to say…

Grr... kind of shitty that the only way you can buy the 150 new cards in Cards Against Humanity is to re-buy 350 duplicate cards at $25.I hope that’s not the case.

Grr... kind of shitty that the only way you can buy the 150 new cards in Cards Against Humanity is to re-buy 350…

I got one of these a month or two back. Great little printer. SO much faster than my old Laserjet, and about 3/4 the size.

I got one of these a month or two back. Great little printer. SO much faster than my old Laserjet, and about 3/4 the…

Yeah, that’s always a whip to me.

That being said, this is a favorite of mine.

Yeah, that’s always a whip to me.

That being said, this is a favorite of mine.