Illuminati? Yes please!

If you don’t already have Catan, this is the cheapest I’ve ever seen it. I highly recommend that game.

Illuminati? Yes please!

If you don’t already have Catan, this is the cheapest I’ve ever seen it. I highly recommend…

Gawker’s Italian? Whodathunk?

I hear you’re a real pain in the ass after 12 hours...

Sounds like you’re the selfish asshole. You think that what you want is more important than the rights of others. You don’t get to decide what other people do with their property. That’s slavery. You don’t get to take other peoples’ property. That’s theft. When you hide behind other people with guns and get them to…

Actually, this is about as backward as can be. The problem is that people’s property isn’t respected.

Know what your first property is? Your body. All rights spring from property rights, and the farther we get from that idea, the worse things get.

I believe you might be able to go forth to the tube of you and find said squirrel.

I thought the idea was to encourage your kid to crap...

I figure they’re there to make enough noise to wake me in the case of a home invasion.

My mom installed one to keep my dad from wandering (Alzheimer’s patient, since passed away). She keeps the key in it these days. On the inside of course. She’s the only person I know who has one.

1> Sharing your sexuality can be a very good thing.
2> Nobody needs you to share your sex life.

Is it possible that this thing will have voice commands? I mean yeah, fumbling with a touchscreen while you’re driving isn’t a great idea, but talking to your car might be a nice way to control these things.

SIGH... So I’m talking to an ass. Got it.

Lemme ‘splain. No, that would take too long, lemme sum it up:

Sometimes, when you see someone talking about a story, and that person says that they wish they had done something differently, you agree with them, and make a comment along that line. I was commenting about that.…

Hey, maybe you’ll meet someone younger than you who fits some day! Or maybe it’ll be someone your age, or an older person. Just don’t be afraid to take the risk. If you really think that other person is good for you, go for it.

Do you also get a funny feeling when you see the cartoon weasel from Loony Tunes? Because every time I see Ryan, that’s all I can envision. :D

How do you feel about Guile and Duke Nukem? Asking for a couple of friends...

Riker was Try-sexual, and the fastest human on three legs. He was like Kirk, only hornier.

Hey, don’t forget Maid Marian the foxiest fox to ever fox! :D

When I was your age, I wouldn’t date a woman 5 years younger than me. I grew up a little and learned that age isn’t the important part. It’s the person you need to see, not their age, race, or social status. Those are distractions. Luckily, society has pretty much eliminated race as an issue (Not so much in the 80's…

No... you don’t go Aaron Carter. Take that hint that she’s not into you like she was when she was in diapers. :p

Funny, my wife doesn’t consider me an old creepy guy. Maybe you’re just a judgmental asshole.