Grow up.

Cool. So do we go all the way back to Lincoln, who destroyed the country, or do we just go back to FDR, who extended the Depression by 7 years? Or how about Obama who fucked up Health care even worse than it was already fucked up? Or do we just put all of the Obama voters in jail for their part in Fast & Furious and…

Why do you need to park near your house? Just have the car drop you off, find parking, and come pick you up when you get ready to leave.

Where’s the button to flag this as hate speech?

Who?

Funny, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know, the High Queen liberal in the SCOTUS, had nothing but good things to say about him. Maybe you’re the piece of shit here, not Scalia.

You’re such an evolved person, aren’t you? Such a bastion of liberal progressivism. Yep! You personify the left, and their moral superiority.*

*in other words, you’re an intolerant asshole for posting this. You show that you’re no better than the worst Republican out there when you post shit like this, and you only…

AAAAND it’s gone. Back up to $400+. The Grey one is cheaper at $386 as of right now.

AAAAND it’s gone. Back up to $400+. The Grey one is cheaper at $386 as of right now.

Yeah, no real surprise that a Gawker site’s commenters fall so squarely into that category, either.

I’d want to be an Oak, but....

You should have answered “The restaurant attached to a Cabellas or Bass Pro Shop, because they have a good supply of survival gear and guns / crossbows on hand. :D

Always Ninjas
Windows Phone (This is a lie)
Finish dinner and pay my bill. What? I’m not a savage! (This is not a lie)

Back in the 90's, when I applied to Best Buy, I got to take one of those. I also got to take one when I applied for TXU to work out at the Nuclear plant. (I got both jobs, and got to toy with a psychologist at the TXU one. He did NOT like me, even a little.)

I think I’d hire someone on the spot if they could recite the prelude to the Lumberjack song...

I’ll take those people over the “We decided that since Google has an open office, we need one too!”

And that’s just for the janitorial positions.

Yes, and now I know what you look like. :D

Man. I SO want you on my team.... NOT.

The whole idea is to see how you think on your feet and deal with out-there issues.

I don’t know InDesign, but Quark and Illustrator aren’t rocket science. (I had to support both at various times in my life when I was working Desktop Support. I’m NOT a graphics design guy)