My last interviewer asked me how I would make M&Ms.

I went into a technical answer that might have gotten me 80% of the way (I claimed that I couldn’t make real M&Ms, but might have a shot at peanut M&Ms.). I got the job. Apparently my answer beat the lady he interviewed who said something like “I’d just use lots of…

The proper response to the bad actions of the airlines (And they ARE bad actions) is clearly defined in the beginning of this article: airlines like United are taking a pretty big hit.

Ding ding ding! Reward the carriers who act the best, and punish the ones who act the worst. If enough people stop flying on United,…

I agree. Of course, If I had taken that route, I’d have probably wanted something surgically reversible, because I’m not one to make permanent modifications. But that’s me, not her.

I have a friend like this. She got her tubes tied at 30 to ensure she’d never procreate.

Not a bad plan. Whatever you do, make sure you enjoy your time.

If you don’t have a mother-figure in your life, then go have a nice cup of coffee or a beer or something, and treat yourself, because you don’t have to put up with a toxic relationship, and are better for it if you don’t. Screw anyone who wants you to wrestle with THAT alligator.

We’re there, because it means we get to call more of the shots, internationally. It’s 100% a control thing. I’d love to see us stop being the world’s police and let the other countries bear 100% of their own defense burden. That won’t happen anytime soon, though, as many other countries would literally implode…

Sandalwood is a fave. I actually use a cedar-based underarm deodorant, but I came THIS close to picking Sandalwood... I might still get it next time.

If it’s the sickly-sweet smell, you might want to try Gold Bond. It has a more medicine smell.

In my life, I’ve had two complete strangers (both women) come up to me and tell me that I smelled GOOD. My wife tends to agree, but if I call her strange, she’ll kick my ass.

1 point: The R2 in the picture is one of the remote control droids. Kenny Baker isn’t in there. You can tell because the 3rd leg is out.

I still Hate Alec Baldwin for his mispronunciation of Bresciani.

Ugh... I spent 3 months in the Quad Cities... The only upside was that Iowa’s bars closed an hour later so we could drink heavily in two states instead of one.

“Please, gag. Go ahead. I’ll wait.”

Why would I gag? If someone wants to pay an obnoxious amount for a better experience, more power to them! My happiness isn’t dependent on other peoples’ success or failure. It’s a nice way to live. Much better than being a little green eyed monster.

Austin is far more like LA than Dallas... just sayin. Down to the shitty traffic that makes Dallasites look sane. And THAT takes some doing!

Well, to begin, I know literally no one who thinks owning a gun is the most important part of the Constitution, and I live in Texas... a place where people actually want to live free.

And let’s look at your “logic” of “if you can’t go anywhere with out one.. yea you’re a puss”, shall we? What good is a gun if it’s…

Wow. This might be the worst thing I’ve ever read on a Gawker site. You deserve a gold star!

I have a mental image of a My Little Pony tracking a deer across the neighbor’s lawn with a compound bow...

Crossbow and keep it on the down-low! (Just make sure it’s a clean shot or you might take it in the shorts!)

:)

Ah... so someone who wants to defend themselves is a pussy. Man, you’re a real mensch. Lemme guess, a REAL man* like you would just jump at 4 guys trying to rob you and kick their asses, single-handed. Amirite?

*We all know you’d piss yourself and end up in a corner sucking your thumb.