You know what happens when you assume...

Can’t think of a $hittier situation to be in... oh wait, they could have been “space tourists”.

Not to mention that often you also sacrifice fuel economy by choosing the manual option... I get 2 mpg less highway in my 08 manual Accord than I would with an automatic. I guess the fact that manuals are cheaper makes up for that though.

OK - I stand corrected? A flashy/crazy color will usually look absolutely horrendous on anything BUT a flashy sports car.

I feel sorry for you... and for the eagles.

Sorry, but “a crazy green/yellow/purple/whatever color” would look absolutely horrendous on anything BUT a flashy sports car...

People no longer buy manuals because they’re faster... They buy them because they’re more fun.

Ummmm... I think you got the model name wrong. I’m pretty sure that’s a Subaru Acadia.

I’m sorry but I don’t agree - I don’t think the Miura was ever considered garish, while the Countach still looks garish today. Those two have completely different design languages.

Seriously! Chevy needs to hire this guy. If he can make a 96 Accord look good, I’m sure he could quadruple Malibu sales.

I was almost sure it’s a Camry but I’m changing my vote to Jetta. The headlights, chrome strip, taillights and mirror-mounted blinker give it away.

Haters gonna hate...

How much time do you have?

Isn’t this what (some) Americans say about Japanese cars cars...?

I’m guessing you either 1. Have never heard the phrase ‘everything is negotiable’ (it’s true) or 2. Are so wealthy that you literally can afford anything you want. There’s a third possibility, but I’m not gonna go there.

That’s a very interesting shade of beige. Much better than the shade you’re throwing.

I live in NJ. In my opinion, PA drivers are infinitely better than NY drivers, and NJ drivers basically fall somewhere in the middle.

My aunt actually chose a tan/gold Corolla... if that doesn’t define ‘bland’ I don’t know what does.

I’d take white over black/navy/any dark color any day... I think that nothing looks worse than a dark-colored car covered by dust or pollen :/

Umm... doesn’t he roll in a red convertible? It makes an appearance in virtually every episode of DDD.