I really wish I had made this. To whoever you are, you are my new hero.

smaller more plain wheels (too many angles, too busy), lose the impractical and busy lower valance on the side, and ditch the wing (goodbye awesome integrated taillights) and you’ve got a modern day CRX I’d adore

It's a nice video, but not worth the $1500 premium on what the car's actually worth

Tavarish is furiously running restoration calculations on a napkin right now! Why drive a (x) when you can drive etc. etc. etc....

What?!? No Lift Kits for the Cherokee, Grand Cherokee, Renegade, or any of the other Jeeps CUVs? Oh yea, that's right, those Fiat derivatives can't be lifted without completely re-engineering the suspension. They may have a sticker that says they can offroad, but sadly, they lack camber adjustment.

how can it be the church of torque and S2000. I’m pretty sure those two things are mutually exclusive.

I would argue that price is an important factor in the Miata’s appeal. I bet this couch is at least an Elise when you factor in price.

I read zero words because my vision is still blurry from having eye drops just put in, but from what I could gather, this sofa can transform into an unnecessarily chic bicycle.

Actually comes with the same hp as a Mazda Miata

Yeah, they could have flown onto the destination, then charged him for his seat to fly back. You bet Delta would have done that.

Actually, it’s a commonly held belief that the Boxster/Cayman is fundamentally a better platform than the 911, but is held back by Porsche so as to not overshadow the brand’s icon.

“contrary to popular knowledge”
Opinion is the word you are looking for not knowledge. Those with knowledge at all know that the Boxster has always been a very good car and is even better in the latest iteration. Those who dont know this are generally those who like large heavy high horsepower cars that can only go…

Mark Webber — who came to WEC from an increasingly unpopular spec series

Yes, they do, thank God.

You can’t spell FUN without F=µN

Danke, Obama.

then the passenger floor pan flies out from under the car....

The fact that anyone would take this remotely seriously.

No, no, no. It is already MechaGodzilla. It did not come from the Pacific to destroy Tokyo, it was built by the Japanese to defeat the Godzilla. Instead, being a hybrid it will be Voltron. Worst. Post. Ever, Okulski.