SIR.

You’re correct, it’s a bad headline. There was nothing late about the hit, it was just an egregiously dirty one. 

It wasn’t a late it, it was flagged as “unnecessary roughness.”  Given that the receiver had a knee on the ground and a second defender in the process of touching him down, a full tackle to the head wasn’t necessary and was over the top physically. Hence, the flag. 

Sorry I’m confused, how is this a late hit? I mean it’s a dirty hit, but no one touched the receiver down. Unless he called himself down, I don’t see how this play was over until Burfict touched him.

“Oh, so you give HIM a chance to get back on his feet, huh?”

The snake that ate its tail, and then vomited up its own butt.

My apology was not an apology at all, but instead, yet another poorly thought out, base, and immature attempt at humor.

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

Had Romo made the tournament, Boomer Esiason would have covered.

Jackson Simka is your center, and a hall of famer with a weirder shot than James Harden

You can do it, Memphis! Assemble the Jackson 5!

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Kids? Ken Griffey III made the Steelers practice squad last year. I remember his grandfather being an all star with the Reds.

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

Fuck this shit.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

Had this sentiment towards Dunlap been expressed as a Dead Letter instead of a tweet, the très haute-tech (Cajun patois) forensics would’ve found the culprit via the signature of the one station idiot who uses a T-Mobile 4G LTE Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge.

From what I’ve heard, it’s much easier to score on Uranus.

BOOM ROASTED