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A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

RIP Mrs Bojankles

This is almost as bad as when I had my pooch embalmed and mounted in my den and the plaque read Mr Bojankles but there’s nothing a sharpie can’t fix

Washington’s records in Fletcher’s seasons (non-chronological):
3-13
4-12
5-11
6-10
8-8
9-7
10-6
AKA the Jeff Fisher Donut Hole

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.

One of the core concepts used to support this belief—and maybe the most important one, as it sought to preempt the strongest point of evidence for the contrary position: the inarguable supremacy of Barcelona and Real Madrid—was the idea that, unlike in Spain where the Big Two effortlessly piled mountains of goals and…

The timing of this article is hilarious.

Today I learned: Sáček is the Czech equivalent of Sanchez.

You know reporters aren’t going to get a real answer to this question, especially from Belichick and the Patriots. But by the same token, everybody on the Patriots knows the question is coming, so the stare down is just rude and an attempt to bully.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

“Andy Dalton threw an interception with 12 seconds to go.” That hit me like a old song you forgot about but still bumps, shit was nostalgic. Never change Crimson Cannon never change.

That right there is some advanced tanking.

Like most cats, when signaling submission, Bangles show their ass. 

You can just see the unfair ability God has blessed him with. Once he truly figures out what to do with all of it and the game continues to slow down for him he is going to be truly special. He’s Michael Vick without the issues.

So... a Corona?

He doesn’t start that one very strong...

I’m talking about every millennial young person. Generation Z, I think is what they call ’em.