You gotta invite some unfamiliar people to the wedding just to keep people in check. Respectability politics are usually bullshit, but wedding days and christenings are exceptions. Pookie better sit his ass down until the Soul Train line happens so he can dance that anger out.

Can’t trust a brother sleeping with the enemy

It’s about the small things in life.. And if I may add, if they are in the elevator and hold it for me, asking the completely innocent “what floor?”.....

For barbecue purposes.

I think we should be allowed to officially refer to Barack Obama as President Emeritus, like for real.

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

I always imagined a remake of "To Sir, with Love" set in 80s London.