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Instead of ice, they should have had the date tattooed on Kit Harrington’s ass and had him do a slow striptease. Fans could enter STRIP JON while he grumbled about not seeing this provision in his contract with the studio.

Are you sure that wasn’t a viciouscycle class?

When they pay $300 for something

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Hot take! Surely there is no content in this 100+ hour game.

I’m looking forward to “Palmer Watch 2: Electronic Boogaloo”

Because obviously this is traumatizing and confusing? She was raised 18 years with one person, which turned out to be a lie; that person is now imprisoned and she has to deal with the consequences. Seems fairly obvious why this would be stressful and traumatic for her.

I’m not sure I would fall for this, except for A24's track record, which indicates that I am totally going to fall for this.

I can’t wait for the Deadpool Oscar Campaign ads...

This is their current logo. They don’t care about your symmetry. At all.

But who? No snark or bullshit, who? I mean, who do we cast for the role? Helen Mirren?

Scrolling through Gizmodo and see the headline “Would You?” and ask myself “Would I what?”

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What? Fuck a tailpipe? Sure, if we’re talking about 20 mins after the car is parked. Warm, not scalding.

I don’t knows who these people are but you hate them therefore I have started to hate them too.

Sidepiece is both self-explanatory and gender neutral.