That whole bit about the neighbor packing up their hangar to move to Sedona because he can’t take seeing homeless people is like a straight up Christopher Guest character played by either Parker Posey or Catherine O’Hara or even Jennifer Coolidge.

What amazes me it not how vapid Caitlyn is, but how completely unaware she is of that fact.

Cox’s “Gavin Newsom is the Beauty and I’m the Beast” campaign is just head-scratchingly weird, as I’m reasonably sure those characters are supposed to be fucking by the end of the story.

You mean the “party of fiscal responsibility” didn’t fully think through staging a total waste-of-tax-dollars publicity stunt recall election, where among their best options for an alternative gubernatorial candidate for the largest state in the nation are a CA bear (yes, the state mascot) abuser and a former track &…

If only republicans didn’t believe wholeheartedly in installing the utterly incompetent as the figurehead of their government.

“Find me a republican with enough working digits to hold a pen to become president”

Make it a nude with a giant fucking dick too.  "No, no, history says Sherman had a big swinging horse cock, we have to teach that."

Oh yeah it’s the same reason why we’re all supposed to have a picture of Hitler in our houses!

Well, let’s keep it local to Georgia and construct a Colossus of Rhodes-sized statue of William Tecumseh Sherman, above the Braves stadium, teabagging it and all its occupants.  It’d just be some friendly historical education, ya know?  

Teacher: Here stands the statue of MTG, a vacuous troll who failed in her quest to destroy all rational thought.

Saying that MTG doesn’t know what books are is completely out of line. You should be ashamed of yourself.

During the Revolution, a statue of King George III was torn down and melted into bullets.

I’ll be commissioning a large statue of a gaping anus in a prominent location in her district.

So she'd be totally fine with a statue of Osama bin Laden, right in front of the Freedom Phallus in NYC? I mean, as a way of teaching about the evils of terrorism? Someone should ask her about this.

I agree that he seems sincere and really trying to do the right thing, with barely a sketch of what that’s supposed to be. It’s really not fair to tell someone who’s deliberately trying to do and think differently that he’s doing everything wrong.

“Errr...not me as I am a superman!”

Why hasn’t “Simone Biles” entered the lexicon as a fucking verb already? You know, when someone does something amazing and incredibly difficult but makes it look natural and with style, why is it that we haven’t started saying “damn, Laura just Simone Bilesed that” yet?

At least in the play Romeo offed himself instead of running for Senate.

“He told the Star-Tribune that while he didn’t want to hide anything, he also doesn’t want family matters to get dragged into his political campaign.”

This seems fair. Given that COVID is just a bad cold, his father’s hospital stay must have been for elective procedures just before he died with COVID (definitely not from it).

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt.