Thank you! Fey was clearly telling him, “Don’t mistake me for someone with no self-esteem or self-respect.” But since Tina Fey is now Someone We Are Not Supposed to Like, anything she says and does is going to automatically be seen in the worst possible light. “Oh, she says she likes shoes? Well, did she ever stop to…

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This guy was so irredeemably awful that when he reached out to Michael Dukakis to ask for forgiveness, Dukakis—an incredibly mild-mannered man who doesn’t hold grudges—refused.

I’m sure they will--riiiiiiight after we give back all that land we stole from certain native peoples...

the other ad I saw with a fucking bear in it for some reason

Oh dear god, he’s running for President in 2024, isn’t he?

You can opt-out of the hegemony, and get an arguably better-made garment, by wading through your local Goodwill,

“Lingua Franca is a line of sustainably-sourced, fair trade luxury cashmere sweaters, all hand-stitched by women in NYC” like... this could be worse?

Yup, tell people there is not enough to go around, and they will rush to get theirs.

At this rate there might not be herd immunity when vaccination efforts are complete.

In unrelated news, I think I’ll buy a pitchfork this weekend.

found Greenberg’s fingerprints on the phony letters and tracked the creation of the phony social media accounts to a computer at Greenberg’s house.

Okay, but only if they’re forced to join Mexico.

Wait, the Cat in the Hat was cancelled?  Jesus, I shouldn’t have let my RadLib membership expire:  I can’t keep up anymore.

Yeah, the dude is going to get Nixon jowls, and he’s going to get them quickly.

But where are the lizard people in all this?!? Surely, they finally get their comeuppance???

Yes, there are a few things that are pretty universally true if you want to do crimes: do not use the postal service; unless you are very rich and well-connected, do not involve the federal government; if the FBI gives you a deal, seriously consider taking it.

If Gaetz’s confidants are getting the fuck out of dodge, there’s no telling what chaos the coming days will bring.

I don’t understand some white folk’s obsession with being allowed to say it. The whole “It’s a free country! I can say what I want! Free speech!”

I don’t get the fuss? It looks like a couple of middle-aged people were sure they would epater les bourgeois with a couple of fake caskets—oooooh, so spooky! And the bed? That’s how you know that these people believe themselves to be so transgressive and, like, super edgy ‘n’ shit.