Okay, I guess I don’t see where or how the Biden campaign isn’t reaching out to minority voters, or in any way failing to get out the vote? This is a big claim, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who needs to see some verifiable proof that this is a thing that is actually happening.

It does read as a still from a horror film, doesn’t it?

I thought that he had discovered that he won’t make any money off the public party—either because no one has figured out how to bill the government for it, or because there are no more big donors willing to cut him a check to cover the expenses (with a little something extra on the side...).

Jodi Foster?

I’ve been watching Emmanuel Macron speaking in response to the terrorist attacks in France (and the French Embassy in Saudi Arabia), and it’s hard not to get swept away by the optics of a leader who behaves like a rational human being. I mean, look at him! Showing empathy! Being responsible! Speaking in complete…

Huh. Not in Philly, with the largest Jewish population in the state; not in Pittsburgh, where we had a famous anti-Semitic mass murder; but a well-off, overwhelmingly white, tiny town of 4500 people.

How much more do these nimrods need?

if you aren’t making at least 150k a year, you’re probably going to have no retirement and/or savings (at best) and homeless in the next couple of years (at worst).

Wait, you had that rarest of things, a dumb Sheltie? Mine were all faaaaaar too smart for anyone’s good—and as sweet as the day is long.

They think Gone With the Wind is very cool and ‘woke’ (seriously)

As for supporting Trump, it’s more Trump hijacked the party,

an unremarkable case of nepotism

Oh, dear, now we’re supposed to hate Jennifer Lawrence? I thought Jezebel was all in on her for awhile there—maybe that was a previous crop of writers? Office pool on when this site turns on Cardi B!

Wow. I cannot wait for Jezebel’s epic takedown of Christmas and its detailed explanation of why white women are responsible for every single problematic aspect of the holiday.

Dying, huh?  Well, now, isn’t that just a crying shame...

By the way, one of the Trump campaign presentatives slammed Biden’s Town Hall by stating that it reminded her of Mr Rogers.

Well, of course, he had to learn through personal experience: he is a Republican! The only thing unusual in this story is that Christie was actually humbled by said experience. Not only that, he was capable of saying, “I was wrong.”

And in other unfortunate news, the Trump campaign still doesn’t give a shit about social distancing

I believe there is evidence that incest actually took place, and that children did result—for example, aren’t the two fetuses found in King Tut’s tomb accepted as being his by his sister? And I could swear that there was at least one pharaoh who married a daughter and had a child by her?

But research from the last two decades has shown that the woman believed to be Cleopatra’s mother was African,