You are Angelina Jolie and I claim my 5 pounds..

Overlord is unique in that the beginning and end feel like they’re from two different movies that the story has to connect.

Throughout Halloween, Green peppers in delightful references to not just the first film,

I think you’ll find that almost never happens in show business.

The other day I heard a slow acoustic version of Safety Dance in a commercial. I wanted to punch a wall.

That means you’re a cat.

Isn’t “raped” a given considering the “imprisoned, tormented” that precedes it? Impregnating her is a significant difference.

Say hi to your 母 for me. 

“It’s a little Asian dude smaller than me, so about 15 of them ran into the room and started stabbing him...they stabbed him out of fear.”

I wish Audible had the Stephen Fry versions of the Potter books. I’ve listened to a couple of them and as good as Jim Dale’s voice is, Fry’s narration was better.

To be able to walk a set of stairs without falling?

That depends... were they also making fun of Penn State victims, Chris?

Vanessa Kirby is a devious, intriguing new character named the Black Widow

there have been a handful of allegations made against Russian coaches and athletes, all of which died off quickly.

Nice! Where do you get your frames? The trickiest thing about collecting some prints is they have some REALLY non-standard sizes.

And once again the 1973 Mercury Montego gets no love.

You should obviously use one of the knives to scrape the solid stuff off the dishes. Try the sharp side to really get some good plate/food separation. Then handwash the knife. 

Love that Eric Tan piece. I managed to get one of my favorite Kevin M. Wilson prints from the first Incredibles movie in one of HCG’s tube sales.

It’s nice to see the Vegas Knights giving a helping hand to former Medieval Times actors.

Wait, how has Dennis Miller not #metoo’d someone yet?