It’s nice to see the Vegas Knights giving a helping hand to former Medieval Times actors.

Wait, how has Dennis Miller not #metoo’d someone yet?

Did you try this? If so, how did it turn out?

Maybe if it took two weeks to build a base...

So Venom talks like The House Bunny remembering names.

After doing it for a few months, you’d be surprised at how well you can recall orders

Yeah, I was startled when I pulled up his IMDB and saw how little he had done previous to Black Lightning. Nice to see his transition from music was well worth it.

Whenever I see Tobias I’m reminded of what it would look like if Jesse Plemons and Ron Perlman had a kid together.

The perfect sex jingle would have to be Nestle’s Sweet Dreams. And for some variety you could put on Faith No More’s cover of it.

They keep the cute ones in the back so you have to ask for them at the counter. Tell ‘em Knock-Knees Charlie sent you.

in the tradition of celebrities who’ve dared to speak out against Trump and the MAGA crowd

This reminds me... whatever happened to OnlyUseMeBlade?

Errol Morris called their Cullman Liquidation ad “the best commercial ever made” so I think they’re doing alright on the creativity front.

“Tsonga said, “Bring him down here and I’ll kick his ass,” which translates literally as “settle his account.””

Can you provide a source for the debunking(s)? I’m genuinely interested as the “child molester is the lowest in prison” has been referenced many times in documentaries and interviews I’ve seen.

“In Fortnite, you can dab.”

“My name is Dean Shiels. That’s Shiels with an ‘i’.”

Wow, I had no idea Me Too had been around that long. Hopefully Rose McGowan doesn’t try to inject herself into such a nice thing.

“also may have called a few classmates the n-word“

Oh, fuck off. People can watch what they want.