Private servers are cobbled-together sad-sack jokes. I started on them, went to retail in 2012 or so and never looked back. It’s like trading in your Pinto for a Ferrari.

Dude, what you smoking? the biggest unofficial vanilla server had 10.000 guys. At most, adding up every vanilla unofficial server you wouldn’t hit 100.000

You can count the Qol changes that didn’t rock the game on 1 hand.

This was inevitable.

Life on Mars is good but I say The Man Who Sold the World transends it by a mile.

Let’s not exploit this politically. I’ll just send my thoughts and prayers instead.

I was honking at the two drivers I watched last month backing out of opposing spots into each other. Rather than stop and look behind them, I think each might have looked towards me as they collided.

Probably rolled a couple of doubles, and argued about a house rule that you collect double if you land on ‘Certification’ instead of just passing it.

Do birds fly at 30,000 feet and minus 80 degree temps? I‘m going with the Markelle Fultz free throw theory.

Not sure feathers would stick to object in 400mph+ winds.

Goku would lose his fight encounter and needs a at least a 50 episode story arc before he is strong enough to beat him. Goku’s weakness is always story arc.

Well, non of those people are real, so all you need is a pencil and to write the words, “and I won” and you’re good.

If my Dragon Ball Z memory serves me correct all you have to do is not take an entire season to charge up an attack. Mighty Mouse is quick as fuck so thats no problem.

And that’s different than any previous Animal Crossing game how, exactly? Oh yeah, you can actually speed up the timers. Win-win.

october: i will make fun of this animal crossing phone game

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

But you can’t look in a mirror in a dark room anyways.

BIGGIE SMALLS BIGGIE SMALLS BIGGIE SMALLS

I didn’t mean the accident was bullshit, just that the Ouija board had anything to do with it. People just like assigning meaning to everything they do, even if it’s just a children’s game.