AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

Is the naturally aspirated v8 officially dead now? the lt1 would be perfect for either of these cars especially with the 10 speed auto. why does cadillac insist on beating the germans at their own game when they could take advantage on what could make american cars and american roads special. Big v8 and hundreds (thous…

This was the home run trot of a man who, prior to that point, had hit a total of three dongs across 10 seasons

I didn’t go to the game. You didn’t go to the game.

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

It’s obviously unlikely, but watching Kawhi take apart the Warriors and then huewhuwhwuew-ing in a post-game interview afterward would be cool as hell. This overwhelming joy will be immediately snuffed by Drake releasing a single that absolutely makes it about him and includes some dumbass line like “you always doubt…

RWD and manual transmission, I only have but two requirements !

I’m honestly impressed with the NFL’s commitment to making the end of close games completely unwatchable and frustrating. I don’t know about you guys, but when I think “high-leverage, exciting sports” I think of Troy Aikmen grunting at a single frame of a football play to indicate that he thinks Earl Thomas touched AJ…

I’m just glad Storm Duck lost, because Truman Peyote got jobbed harder than anyone else in the first round.

“Donald Trump (and Mitch McConnell) enabled this by selecting two right-wing Catholics to give conservatives a firm majority on the Supreme Court.”

I’m a lawyer and it is absolutely imperative that this video be released to the public, as it is a crime and the woman performing this humiliating act is essentially a sex slave.  Only her face should be blurred as his reputation is smeared for the entire world to witness.  Wait, lawyer isn’t the right word.  Voyeur,…

If Gordon Hayward is the problem, then why on earth would my old, southern uncle keep saying that a team full of Gordon Haywards would be so much smarter and more coachable than the other teams and would win the next 10 championships?

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

“Like, don’t let Coke be stronger than you.”

“I’m more fearful [for my son] in a car here than [when he’s serving] in Afghanistan,” Carter admitted

Fact:  Chuck Schumer has spent more political energy attacking Ilhan Omar than Brett Kavanaugh in 2019.  

I’m having a really hard time with Storm Duck over Truman Peyote. Peyote was one of my favorites.  I blame the youth.

Promissory Estoppel is my next band's name. 

reminder: dundon made his fortune from extortionate payday loans so you're a goblin if you're not rooting for him to ideally lose everything he has

So by the time this guy was 25, he had been married, was a D-1 basketball assistant coach and then a head coach, had an affair with one of his players, got that player pregnant, resigned from his head coaching job and then got divorced?