I’d lose my job if I h ad that mentality. 

I believe by the unwritten rules of baseball Acuna’s family can now claim two goats and a hogshead of mead as restitution. That or burn down Urena’s village, hard to tell when the rules are unwritten.

“...containing inflammable materials.”

Did you srsly just humble-brag about your multimedia file header acumen?

Armchair 2JZ fanatics...

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

I can’t believe how badly this team has fucked up its payroll situation. They’re screwed.

just put this kinja directly into my veins

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

There is two though! The check engine light... and the flashing check engine light. The flashing check engine light is the oh crap get it fixed one.

Let me root, root, root for the home team

Hello my name is Chad Wellington VI, I attend a boarding school in New Hampshire, plan to enroll at Yale on a Squash scholarship, find chipotle mayonnaise to be too spicy, and I don’t know what a Slab is.

That’s not an unpopular opinion, just a stupid one.

“Local area man found dead in his home. Crime scene investigators have determined that the victim was shot while charging a home intruder with a ninja sword. Victim’s neckbeard, while unusually thick, was insufficient to stop the gunfire.”

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

These men are heroes.

“There are some very good players on both sides, on both sides.”

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

That love is tested when you drive in it all winter, and have to deal with an occasional 12" coming down in an hour.

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story