If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Fuck Trump.

Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

WAS JUST INFORMED THAT BAD (OR SICK) KILLARY AND OBUMMR SOLD OUR ENTIRE SUPPLY OF VIBRANIUM TO PUTIN!!!! NOW THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO ARM CAPTAIN RUSSIA WITH HIS OWN SHIELD!!!! SAD!!! FBI MUST INVESTIGATE AT ONCE...........

Make up your damn minds people. I can only cancel/uncancel this Papa John’s order so many times.

I’m an ESPN producer looking for an angle: I see your point about unlikely liners, but is it possible that Houston deserved to win this series more because of Hurricane Harvey?

I remember thinking just out of high school that, just like Springer, this was the start of something great. But then several changes of major in college landed me at a career choice made based on a ‘eh, there’s worse things’ point, I discovered that ‘greatness’ required effort that I wasn’t willing to give, I made a…

Hate to break it to you bud, but Yankees aren’t younger than the Astros. Or better at any level.

Why does he hate America and the troops?

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

After the no-call on the obvious late hit and then shove that should have been roughing the passer, I don’t even care if he flopped.

“He’s either going to hit the ball somewhere or walk or strike out.”

Snowflake alert! I’m sure the people at F1 are very sad to see you go :(

When you get whites together in groups you see the thug element. It’s in their nature. It’s rare you can get large groups of whites together without some sort of violence. When you throw in this country “music” which promotes drinking and glorifies white thugary you have what you have on Sunday.

Clearly this only thing that is going to prevent something like this from happening is for us, as a country, to double down and really dedicate ourselves to sending houghts and prayers.

You forgot to answer WHY IS THE FRONT END SO UGLY!?

Seriously, it’s like they forgot to finish the front grille and just said fuck it, why is it just an open random space full of nothing?

If I had a nickel for every time President Trump brought us together as a nation and a people I wouldn’t have any nickels.

Did you just make this comment so you could sound superior and explain Plank Time?