Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

Other nations with compulsory celebration of the military: North Korea, Cuba, China. Good company. We should be just like them.

The big red flag that went up for me was when I was looking at a used Subaru Outback with my Ex and the car died before we got off the lot, and the salesman said that

Ready to Cruze on over to Poland.

When a real man sees another real man, a real man like Billy Bush, he’s just gotta make sure he impresses the fuck outta that man. All you betas won’t understand the unbridled realness of what I just said. Which makes sense. Because you’re poors. Anyway, reading is for cucks.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

I guess some of those morons actually believe the whole “its our history” baloney and aren’t totally horrible humans after all. Some people are just stupid but not bad in the end.

I’m guessing you’ve never seen European protests, have you?

“We’re closely following the terrible events unfolding in Barcelona, Spain We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence, on many sides... on many sides.”

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Obviously the driver misjudged his coronering speed.

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

Threats of and/or encouragement of violence are not and have never in modern times been protected free speech, even in the US. Not all speech is harmless, and not all speech deserves to be free of real consequences.

Wow, that’s horrible.

“When I asked people their thoughts on climate change, everyone had the same answer. They said it doesn’t matter what’s causing it. They are sick of hearing debates about human-caused or natural cycles. They want people to open their eyes and see what’s happening to Tangier.”

Which Congressman dove on top of the 2nd amendment to make sure it was safe during the shooting?

“there is a replacement for displacement”

“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?

Congrats US, you’ve elected a squirrel chasing dog as a president.