Tarabocchia credits divine intervention for guiding his vehicle to the safety of the shoulder.

I was suspecting fowl play, but this was the only trace of evidence.

The people who voted for him, have proven themselves to be ignorant at every turn. Like the woman in Indiana who voted for him but is now surprised that her husband, an undocumented man from Mexico, is about to be deported. Because when Trump was constantly screaming about Mexicans, she thought that magically excluded…

DT: Lemme tell you guys, this is a tremendous truck, I mean just really nice.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Catalytic converters aren’t actually a thing. What people mean to say is Cadillac converter which is a device GM has to put on cars that share bodies between brands to make them a Cadillac. So when you take the same basic frame of a Chevy Tahoe you have to add a Cadillac converter to make it an Escalade.

It would be easier for you to just admit you’re a homophobe. There’s nothing wrong with pink, colors don’t “say” anything.

Players can represent their country only, apparently, if they’re willing to represent the version of the country in which U.S. Soccer is most interested in selling.

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Just sayin’.

Dude, I go WOT at least once EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. For real. I mash the gas all the fucking time. I figured that’s why it goes all the way down, so you can mash it that far. Why are you posting on Jalopnik?

I’m guessing something to do with personal insecurities. I don’t make an attempt to correlate gender preference with vehicle choice because doing so would be nonsense.

Fixable.

People may think you are driving a Malibu, but you will know better.

You’re right, they just started working on the game like a week ago.

Furthermore, the notion that the pedestrians and the occupants are at equal risk is head-hurtingly idiotic. These questions present the only outcome as 100% death rate for whoever takes the brunt of the collision. That’s pure bullshit.

Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.