I’m your guy. I have 2 followers and my comments routinely get a star, sometimes even two. My spelling/grammar is horrendous and I react to constructive criticism with outward hostility and aggression. This doesn’t stop me from pursuing my favorite past time: calling people out when they make mistakes. Also, I’m…

I R8 THAT R8 PASS 0/8 M8

Gift cards to buy apps, you say? Some suggestions, which may or may not yet be available on iTunes yet:

I voted NP on this... but it isn't really nice... more like a late night pickup from a Florida strip club that you're not quite sure you want your friends to know about yet but are very positive it's going to result in some seriously dirty deeds that will make you smile every time you get in it. Yeah.... just like…

Just drive, it moves or it dies. A couple years back a herd of geese were meandering in the road outside my office park. Traffic in both directions had stopped to wait for these lazy-ass shit factories to get out of the road. I slowly creeped closer and closer to them, guess what? They got the fuck out the way. Stupid…

I haven’t seen a head injury like that since 1 Samuel 49.

According to my guide, screwdrivers are used for:

What’s the expected top end speed on these things; 0-60 stuff; what does it weigh.

how are their floor mats?