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I see oddly-focused Shia LeBeouf

Needs more nipple suits.

$1,400 per ticket to watch Trump jerk himself off? Isn’t he usually the one paying other people to watch him jerk off?

It’s such a dumb scene in so many ways, not least of which is: How the hell did Plutt get there so damned fast? Even in a world with lasers, the ability to operate in space without a suit, and spacewizards, this strains credulity.

Throw in a blu-ray of UHF and you’ve sold me.

And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”

Russian citizens spent over $16 million seeing Captain America in theaters last year.

A country is more than its government. Even Russia. Chill out.

Shit thank you for reminding me that this comes back tonight!

No. I want him to make A Dredd 2 first. Then he can be in something else. He must follow my selfish, unrealistic, and unreasonable demands!

Okay, but that’s like saying “There’s no such thing as chemistry, only applied physics.” It doesn’t work if the underlying concept doesn’t obey scientific principles.

“And look, Green Lantern has a ring that creates solid light constructs powered by willpower”

and his sort of Ex-Girlfriend is a Demi-God immortal...

Batman fights animate clay men, bat and crocodile mutants, and a lady who can control plants with her mind. Wonder Woman and Superman are right, dismissing magic out of hand is stupidly out of touch for the world’s greatest detective.

I love these terrible movies.

Just me or... ?

That guy comparing the characters dying in the movie to ISIS needs to be locked in a room with the last twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan playing on a loop.

*Reads about potential arms race two days before Christmas*

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.