Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

And don’t forget the old favorite... Forgetting your password, trying literally every permutation you can think of, then requesting a password reset, only to get the error “New password cannot be the same as your old password.” when you enter it.

Yeah. I just had some white woman whining to me on Twitter that we shouldn’t say Alambama is racist because that makes white people go be racist. She herself isn’t racist, mind you. She just understands that being called racist can make you BE racist.

Fire her promptly, put his mayonnaise ass in federal jail for brandishing a firearm and making terroristic threats. These people have to be taught you can’t continually hide behind ignorance and hatred to bully and subdue those people you don’t like. Hit them where they understand it the most; their freedom, their…

The guy with the gun didn’t elect Trump. There arent enough of him.

New YouTube channel idea:

I could accept a warm/hot pickle.

Not a billionaire

I wish the cities and suburbs could just magically unearth themselves and cluster together somewhere in the Pacific so we could make a new country, leaving all the rural areas where they are. The problem is with gerrymandering and Senate rules, rural (red, racist, Caucasian) voters are severely over-represented.

Lol “no more fed payments” as if the fed isn’t sucking off the fat teet of California’s taxes.

My blind chihuahua just went out and pooped in the freezing rain ... He is braver and smarter than Trump.

[Insert Name Here] explains why Trump is wrong... You can literally place anyone’s name in here... even a babbling child and it would be the truth

What? No potato masher tool? I love that part, mashing the spuds. I prefer the waffle style like this.

In your mashed potatoes, substitute buttermilk for regular milk. You will thank me later.

If you check with your local pizzeria, many of them get feta cheese in a 6 gal bucket.

You need a food grade bucket for brining your turkey. Sometimes Home Depot has them, sometimes not. Plan Ahead.

Serving spoons. You really should have like 5-8 of them in your kitchen drawer somewhere. You can pick them up at cheap kitchen stores for like $3 each.

Cooking brushes are just a general necessity to have in the kitchen anyways. It’s hands-down the best way to get an even coat of something drippy. Ready to slather up a salmon? Don’t dump your dressing on like a plebe. Butterin’ a baking dish? Don’t tarnish a paper towel. It is so frequently helpful that the only way…

+1 for typographic effort

When I’m at work, my wife tells my kids that, “Only dads are allowed to install batteries.”