Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

And don’t forget the old favorite... Forgetting your password, trying literally every permutation you can think of, then requesting a password reset, only to get the error “New password cannot be the same as your old password.” when you enter it.

Yeah. I just had some white woman whining to me on Twitter that we shouldn’t say Alambama is racist because that makes white people go be racist. She herself isn’t racist, mind you. She just understands that being called racist can make you BE racist.

Fire her promptly, put his mayonnaise ass in federal jail for brandishing a firearm and making terroristic threats. These people have to be taught you can’t continually hide behind ignorance and hatred to bully and subdue those people you don’t like. Hit them where they understand it the most; their freedom, their…

The guy with the gun didn’t elect Trump. There arent enough of him.

New YouTube channel idea:

I could accept a warm/hot pickle.

What? No potato masher tool? I love that part, mashing the spuds. I prefer the waffle style like this.

In your mashed potatoes, substitute buttermilk for regular milk. You will thank me later.

If you check with your local pizzeria, many of them get feta cheese in a 6 gal bucket.

You need a food grade bucket for brining your turkey. Sometimes Home Depot has them, sometimes not. Plan Ahead.

Serving spoons. You really should have like 5-8 of them in your kitchen drawer somewhere. You can pick them up at cheap kitchen stores for like $3 each.

Cooking brushes are just a general necessity to have in the kitchen anyways. It’s hands-down the best way to get an even coat of something drippy. Ready to slather up a salmon? Don’t dump your dressing on like a plebe. Butterin’ a baking dish? Don’t tarnish a paper towel. It is so frequently helpful that the only way…

+1 for typographic effort

I was told by my grandpa that there was a little man who lived in the fridge and turned the light on and off when you opened the door. I spent a few days trying to open the door fast enough to catch him in the act before realizing it was a lie.

I was served Eggs Benedict once as a kid, and I didn’t want to eat them because they were weird-looking, so my dad said “oh, you loved these when you were little! You ate them all the time!” So I happily ate my eggs benedict. Years later, I realized I had to have been like, 4 or 5 when he told me that so I very much…

When I’m at work, my wife tells my kids that, “Only dads are allowed to install batteries.”

I believe Maria Montessori might like a word with the “pioneer” John Holt. Her entire philosophy is predicated on creating a “prepared environment” (Holt’s grocery store) which allows students to follow their curiosity and explore knowledge at their pace and depth. That’s why Montessori schools have guides instead of…

High school life hack.

I didn’t get in on the original submissions. My two cents on the area and responses to some items in the article: